Player Profile - Darren Falland
| Age | Maturing! |
| Nickname | Big Daz or Chunky, now The Enforcer |
| Description | Destroyer of bad bowling |
| Batting | Right Hand massive |
| Bowling | Medium/fast away swingers |
| Most likely to say | I'm slimmer when I'm standing up |
| Don't ask about | where all the pies went |
| Do ask | Would you like some Biltong? |